For those of you who didn’t get a combined Winter/New Years’ holiday and are back at work for a near-meaningless three days like me, here’s a cheery welcome back!
Although you’ve probably already heard about this guy and his attempt to resolve a bill by payment with a drawing of a spider, I am verrrry excited to introduce David Thorne to my PG-list. Thorne believes the internet his a playground that should be used accordingly. He attacks his subjects via email with a kind of nagging, twisted humor that seems to never end yet gets your chuckle on until you have to stop to drink a gallon of water because you’ve not closed your mouth for like, an hour. He’s crude, sarcastic, uncensored AND cute, all at the same time. I think he’s European. And I think he does this solely for his own entertainment (I gather this from his homepage disclaimer: Go away, this site contains none of your business and is for my amusement only). He could be making a lot of money if he isn’t already.
This wit is golden, folks. I find yourself wishing I could handle situations like Thorne does, just as long as I can guarantee 0% chance of face-to-face confrontation. Watch and learn. Warning: some offensive language and subject matter.
Q: What’s your favorite joke or prank? Read mine in the comment stream.